So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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