I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
How external is "for external use only"?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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