He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When are your genitals available?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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