bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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