You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Your penis caused this!
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