Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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