You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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