Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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