i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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