Duck Duck Cougar?
Too much gin, very little bucket
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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