I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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