You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It was confusing and full of hummus
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
