Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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