They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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