so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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