I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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