Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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