3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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