Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
