Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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