Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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