grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
