hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Randomize
