He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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