i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
