At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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