and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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