ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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