when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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