Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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