Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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