is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish i was in the wii world.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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