I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Operation Purity has been aborted
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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