your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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