Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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