Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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