I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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