i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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