its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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