ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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