Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
What a dumb baby whore.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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