id be glad to
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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