oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
bring money and cleavage
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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