Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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