he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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