I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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