Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There r osticjed everywhere
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
