Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Someone came in the potted fern
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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