Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
high people should be assigned attendants
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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