Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I need a beard to bite.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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