Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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