My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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