Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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